A quick scan of any “Top 10” list having to do with web logs (“blogs”) reveals some really awful writing. Authors either ramble aimlessly or don’t make any sense at all, can’t correctly spell five words in a row to save their lives, and generally attack proper grammar like it’s a grizzly bear going after their first-born.
Astounding, then, that these people make money from their blogs. Or not, given the state of our public schools. How many sophisticated readers are we really turning out every year? Judging from the popularity of Perez Hilton, not many. Blogs hailed as “revolutionary” certainly aren’t anything like it, at least not in the American sense: the leaders of that Revolution knew how to spell.
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Really, it’s better than most of the other crap out there. A lot of sentences here even have periods at the end.